unmodern

Hey, kids: writing drunk makes you thinkz up mroe stuffs

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:41:06 -0400

Hey, kids: writing drunk makes you thinkz up mroe stuffs

It’s six o’clock. Do you know where this voice is coming from?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:23:37 -0400

It’s six o’clock. Do you know where this voice is coming from?

Networking by search term is like eating by dry weight. Not exactly the whole story.

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:10:45 -0400

Networking by search term is like eating by dry weight. Not exactly the whole story.

Thought I was meeting with an orthopedist, turned out to be an orthoepist. Am articulate now, but my...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:10:45 -0400

Thought I was meeting with an orthopedist, turned out to be an orthoepist. Am articulate now, but my foot still hurts.

This is like the opposite of a committed relationship: I reveal all my craziness right away, and it...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:10:45 -0400

This is like the opposite of a committed relationship: I reveal all my craziness right away, and it doesn’t matter.

Behold the “pro blogger”: half blogger, half pro’.

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:58:56 -0400

Behold the “pro blogger”: half blogger, half pro’.

Does anyone know a desktop widget that lets you count down from a number? Not a timed countdown, a...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:06:41 -0400

Does anyone know a desktop widget that lets you count down from a number? Not a timed countdown, a manual one. (?)

Middle ages, middle passage, middle earth, middle man, midfielder, midnight.

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:09:35 -0400

Middle ages, middle passage, middle earth, middle man, midfielder, midnight.

Oh, don’t worry. That was only the most important moment if your life. Seriously, don’t...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:11:32 -0400

Oh, don’t worry. That was only the most important moment if your life. Seriously, don’t sweat it.

Oh, stop. Don’t give me those retweet eyes.

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:58:45 -0400

Oh, stop. Don’t give me those retweet eyes.

Barack Obamalamabobama. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:58:45 -0400

Barack Obamalamabobama. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Paid $10.66 again at the supermarket. Expecting eye-gouging any day now.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:06:26 -0400

Paid $10.66 again at the supermarket. Expecting eye-gouging any day now.

Twitter is the counterinsurgency.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:06:26 -0400

Twitter is the counterinsurgency.

Twitter search & derivatives thereof have become my first stop for breaking news.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:06:26 -0400

Twitter search & derivatives thereof have become my first stop for breaking news.

Conclusion: #_sycophants is in all cases inversely proportional to #_thoughtful_opinions.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:14:21 -0400

Conclusion: #_sycophants is in all cases inversely proportional to #_thoughtful_opinions.

Tools are boring. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them awl.

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:14:21 -0400

Tools are boring. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them awl.

Twitter is Eliot’s “unreal city.”

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:14:30 -0400

Twitter is Eliot’s “unreal city.”

Thanks for all the fish! And by fish, I mean #ff. And by thanks, I mean this tweet not legally...

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:14:30 -0400

Thanks for all the fish! And by fish, I mean #ff. And by thanks, I mean this tweet not legally binding in Kazakhstan.

Vegas is a kind of voluntary exile.

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:22:27 -0400

Vegas is a kind of voluntary exile.

The story of thorn. Or, why “ye olde” is a misspelling. http://tr.im/t2xe

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:26:00 -0400

The story of thorn. Or, why “ye olde” is a misspelling. http://tr.im/t2xe