unmodern

Hey, kids: writing drunk makes you thinkz up mroe stuffs

Aug 4th

It’s six o’clock. Do you know where this voice is coming from?

Aug 4th

Thought I was meeting with an orthopedist, turned out to be an orthoepist. Am articulate now, but my...

Aug 3rd

Networking by search term is like eating by dry weight. Not exactly the whole story.

Aug 3rd

This is like the opposite of a committed relationship: I reveal all my craziness right away, and it...

Aug 3rd

Behold the “pro blogger”: half blogger, half pro’.

Aug 3rd

Does anyone know a desktop widget that lets you count down from a number? Not a timed countdown, a...

Aug 3rd

Middle ages, middle passage, middle earth, middle man, midfielder, midnight.

Aug 3rd

Oh, don’t worry. That was only the most important moment if your life. Seriously, don’t...

Aug 2nd

Oh, stop. Don’t give me those retweet eyes.

Aug 2nd

Barack Obamalamabobama. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Aug 2nd

Twitter is the counterinsurgency.

Aug 1st

Paid $10.66 again at the supermarket. Expecting eye-gouging any day now.

Aug 1st

Twitter search & derivatives thereof have become my first stop for breaking news.

Aug 1st

Conclusion: #_sycophants is in all cases inversely proportional to #_thoughtful_opinions.

Aug 1st

Tools are boring. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them awl.

Aug 1st

Thanks for all the fish! And by fish, I mean #ff. And by thanks, I mean this tweet not legally...

Aug 1st

Twitter is Eliot’s “unreal city.”

Aug 1st